Time Machine

I found this in the best of section on Craig's List. The listing says "It would be very difficult, but here is a diagram to get you started." and thats it. I say we try it. If we don't travel back in time, at least someone will get electrocuted... in the head lol.

EDDIIIITTTTTT::::: lol this one is awesome

Bucket Seats

Dude... guys... I need some fucking bucket seats for my dune buggy... I need em cheap, so if you know a guy or something let me know.

CNN Article, decoded

He's lost it...

The proof is here

For those who may be interested....

Zac sent me this.

I lol'd.

And... another... lol

Gonorrhea

Once upon a time, America looked at Canada and said DO NOT WANT! And so cockburn was inherited by the Canadians. The island is either named after the clap, or after a person... who was named after the clap LOL. Or perhaps any of the definitions urban dictionary provides.

Rumor has it, if you stand on the northeastern shore of Michigan you can hear clapping in the distance.

Dude... guys...

What the FUCK!? If the CEO of GM srsly thinks he can pull this shit off and get money from the government, hes fucking ape shit. Even if they get the money and this plan IS real, hes not going to get away with his life, because I'm gonna hit him with a Hummer and then laugh hysterically as I park it on his nuts. No, wait - better plan. I'll knock him down with the Hummer, then Andy can shoot him with his dirty gun, and then I'll throw my GM stock on him and call 911. "This man tried to rob me with a gun. While trying to the get the gun from him, he was accidentally shot. Then.... um.... I ran him over with my Hummer."

...the perfect plan... it could never fail...

Oh yeah, I almost forgot! LOL@CHRYSLER

Stan Lee Cameo

You guys may not have noticed, but Stan Lee did have a cameo in the new X-Men Origins: Wolverine film. It can be seen here.

I need some new clothes

I found a great new place to buy nice clothing and accessories. You might get beat up if you wear the stuff though...

At least she wouldn't be handling money...

It looks like Obama will get his supreme court pick after all.

I believe The Khaki Elephant put it best:

"Jennifer Granholm decimated the Michigan economy before decimated economies were in style, so why not let her have a go at the Constitution?"

Caption Friday!

New Board Game!

Even Better

After telling Chris (my roommate) about Holocauster Tycoon, he told me that the Klan has a game. So... I went on a hunt... and let me tell you... its not fantastic, but I have found it. It's called Ethnic Cleansing. I'm sure you're sitting there in disbelief as I was. Just watch the video. In only one hour and twenty minutes my download will complete and I will have in my possetion a copy of this game, and will wait until I return home to play it on Andy's computer. There is no way I'm installing this on my computer lol. How this evaded the all seeing demon eyes of Hilary Clinton we will never know.

Listen closely to the sounds the guys in the game make when they die.... lol

EDIT: Game complete. Seriously, I'm not installing this on my computer. I would send it to you guys, but its 120MB (lol). If you want I can break it into chunks and email it.

EDIT: I uploaded the file to filefactory. Its a pain in the ass to download, but its available. You click "download for free" then fill in the code, then click the link to download. If you get an error saying the server is full just try again. Here you GOOOO!! Enjoy!

NEW GAME!!!

For those of you who have seen/played RollerCoaster Tycoon, this may be exponentially funnier. Go ahead and TRY to tell me that this wouldn't be the best game ever. I mean... the replay value is through the roof. You could go through with the holocaust in so many ways. INFINITE POSSIBILITES! LOL