Damn Liberals

I was on facebook and read this thing that eric davey posted... thought you guys might enjoy it, i know you will andy..

DEMOCRATIC DISTRIBUTION ON WEALTH AT A BASEBALL GAME

Democrats think this is a fair distribution of wealth:

50,000 people go to a baseball game; but the game was rained out and a refund was due. The team was about to send out refunds when the Democrats stopped them and suggested that they send out refund amounts based on the democratic interpretation of fairness. After all, if the refunds were made equally to the people who paid for the tickets, most of the money would go to the top 2%.

The Democratic plan says:

People in the $10 seats will get back $15, because they have less money to spend. People in the $15 seats will get back $15, because that's only fair. People in the $25 seats will get back $1, because they already make a lot of money. People in the $50 luxury seats will have to pay another $15, because they have so much to spend. And the people driving by the stadium who couldn't afford to watch the game will get $10 each, even though they didn't pay anything in, because they need the most help

I think I see a ROFLcopter

ROFL

http://web.archive.org/web/20040507031011/http://www.roflcopter.com/

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f195/oldskoolveedub/roflcopter.gif


haha

Finally, a slave theme park

This is from another site ROFLMAO:

Michael Jackson’s brother Marlon is developing an amusement park about slavery, which actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it. I'm lying of course. The Guardian UK says...

A museum for the Jackson Five is to be built in Nigeria as part of a $3.4bn luxury resort including concert halls, golf courses, casinos – and a memorial for Africa's former slave trade. The Badagry Historical Resort, located near Badagry's former slave port, will include a memorial, slave history theme park, five-star hotel and Jackson Five museum. The project is supported in part by Marlon Jackson, one of Michael Jackson's brothers. "The Jackson family had been looking for a place to site their memorabilia collection," explained Gary Loster, chief executive of the Motherland Group. "We visited the site of the slave port in Badagry and Marlon turned to me and said: 'Let's put it here, this is right.'"

If I were a black guy I’m not so sure how fun this park would sound. I'd be worried my exit would be 800 miles away and they would sick dogs after me if I tried to leave. On the plus side, I could probably organize a revolt and rape some of the hot white women. Which I was hoping to do anyway.

Empire Total War

After March 3rd this banner will fly in more and more territories and over greater and greater armies with every passing day. Resistance is futile, world dominance is inevitable. Bow to King Mueller and you shall be spared...

Supreme Court Makes New Ruling

Hella fuckin balls to the wall awesome!

Richard Dawkins Reads His Hate Mail

Ha ha you fucking dumbass!

T-shirt

I'm going through with making a t-shirt, or t-shirts, depending on whether or not you guys wanna go in on this too. I was thinking Star Wars, but I'm open to suggestions. I have shit to do next week, then after that its winter break for me. I'm taking the week off from work and I'll be home, so I'm going to make and order shirts then. As for the picture above, it would make a cooler poster than t-shirt if you cropped, unless you faded out the edges or something. I might order one of those too lol.

If you think of something that you can't find online, I'm open to doing some photoshop too. Andy will be working and Michelle will be in Atlanta, so I'll have plenty of free time for this lol.