Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The irony...it burns

I bet either the pilot or the safety inspector was texting

2 comments:

  1. If they died from texting they're pussies, i can do that and eat while i drive*.




    *probably more like pushing a pedal and moving my knee side to side

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  2. I think i figured it out...

    Pilot 1: "Hey, I gotta answer this text. Take the stick for a minute, will ya?"

    Pilot 2: "Yeah yeah sure..... mumble mumble..."

    30 seconds later...

    Pilot 1: "WTF ARE YOU DOING?! WE'RE GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE!"

    Pilot 2: "I SAID TO GIVE ME A MINUTE SO I COULD TEXT!!!!"

    Both: "Holy shiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!"

    *crash*

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