I hopped in my car, drove to the movie theater, and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS. This film can only fall into one of two categories:
1. The biggest piece of shit ever made.
or
2. Hella fuckin balls to the wall awesome.
I hope you've all figured out what movie I'm talking about by now.
I actually thought you meant they were making a Jizz In My Pants Movie. I was preparing to go off on a rant.
ReplyDeleteI liked that Gambit is in this one. Mr. Van wilder or whatever the fuck his name is needs to die, though. Other than that it does look good.
I'll be the first to predict it: They WILL make a Jizz In My Pants Movie and it will be some tarded SNL type deal. And it will be called "Jizz In My Pants: The Movie" to distinguish it from the music video.
You talkin about Ryan Reynolds or however u spell his name? Ya hes ok, he'll be playin Deadpool so I'm not like "Aw man, my fav character is bein played by a douchebag". I liked him in Blade Trinity, so I think he'll be fine. He may look it, but at least he ISNT Dane Cook lol.
ReplyDeletegambit better be cooler than cyclops was in the movies. R.R. is a sweet actor ever since i saw him in a remake of amityville horror or something like that. btw, i am going with lauren and megan to the first show friday at 12. so hopefully you guys are home tomorrow or i'm sorry i saw it without you or i'll see it again if its good.
ReplyDeleteOMG NOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate you andy. Oh well, I probably wasnt gonna be able to wait til i got home to see it anyway lol
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if I've said already, but I'll be back the weekend of May 31. I'm coming down with Donnie for Steven's graduation/party. And as it turns out my brother is going to be home, too. It's going to be a hectic weekend.
ReplyDeletewolverine was not good...
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