Monday, January 17, 2011

Kvelertak

This Norwegian metal band Kvelertak (Stranglehold) released their debut record last year and it's some good shit. This song, Mjod, is about mead and related Norse mythology. The whole album is fanfuckingtastic.







Nå ska me ta ein liten sang
Den dreie seg om alkohol
Me har ingen sånne tekstar
Me vil gjerna ha litt spekter

Suttung fulgte hakk i hel
Odin kicka assen hans
Suttung leve ei mer lenger
Me har all den mjød me treng
Full av all dis galskap

Ska fyra opp ein liten tjall
Setta på litt svartmetall
Sammen med min beste venn

Odin ga oss
Suttung sitt mjød
Det magiske mjød
Det daglige brød

Odin ga oss
Suttung sitt mjød
Det magiske mjød
Det e bedre enn øl

Nattens sønner at og lengter

Så ska me pula Odins enka
Mens me råe riff ska sjenka
Svarte rever dekk attens
Sjå Kvelertaks bestilens

Odin ga oss
Suttung sitt mjød
Det magiske mjød
Det daglige brød

Odin ga oss
Suttung sitt mjød
Det magiske mjød
Det e bedre enn øl

Now we're gonna sing a little song
It's about alcohol
We don't have any lyrics like that
We want some spectrum

Suttung followed close by
Odin kicked his ass
Suttung is not alive anymore
We have all the mead we want
Full of all this madness

Going to light up a joint
Put on some black metal
And enjoy it with my best friend

Odin gave us
Suttung's mead
The magical mead
Our daily bread

Odin gave us
Suttung's mead
The magical mead
It's better than beer

Night sons that and longs

So were going to fuck Odin's widow
While giving you awesome riffs
Black foxes deck eighteen (?)
See Kvelertak's order

Odin gave us
Suttung's mead
The magic of mead
The daily bread

Odin gave us
Suttung's mead
The magical mead
It's better than beer

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Snoop Dogg's New Career Path

We took some company pictures with the propeller assembly that's going in the new levy near New Orleans. Its a bad scan of one of the pictures... it was already too bright and got worse when I scanned it... but the point here is that Snoop has been working at Bay Cast all this time. Who knew.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Thanksgiving plans?



So I'm back for break Tuesday night. What's everyone got going on?

Sunday, October 17, 2010

What a shithole

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Sweeet


Picture of the propeller and housing of the pump we made. It was on display somewhere down in New Orleans. Its for the new super-gigantic levy system they're building. When the project is complete there will be 8 pumps (I believe). The housing is actually 3 piece and 2 weren't shown here because they're also gigantic. I'll post pictures of the complete assembly going into the water when I can get a hold of them.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Had to Happen Eventually

First off, "oh my god, it even has a watermark". If you don't get it you NEED to watch that movie. Fucking hilarious- in a twisted way. Second, I'm sorry for the long post below.

Until yesterday, I had neither been called into work on an emergency nor caught by a boat at the bridges of Bay City. So I'm eating dinner last night and I suddenly get a voicemail from my boss (Scott) that says "Ben, we've got some pretty serious problems in California. Meet me at the office asap."

I'm going to pause there and give a little background - this job in California is the largest we've had in years (like multimillion dollar job) and its with the Navy, so its very important we don't botch it. Our install crew was already acting like a bunch of fucking morons the very first day on the site and almost got escorted off the base for safety violations. Plus there is a superintendent on site who simply does not like the idea of people in his building so he is blowing it WAY out of proportion. Needless to say things are not going very smoothly at the site.

So anyway I have to cancel my plans and head out obviously.... and Scott is coaching his daughters soccer team so he isn't answering his phone. Anyway, I get to Bay City and I'm crossing a bridge - all of the sudden BOOM the light turns red so I slam on my brakes like a fool. The gate goes down and I see this huge ship is coming from like 1/2 a mile down the river. lol. So I'm sitting there for half an hour...and I finally get a hold of Scott. Our installation leader (Ray) tells us that the anchor bolts coming out of the foundation are too short and that he can't get them through the baseplates, thus being unable to actually anchor any of the plates.

At this point, Scott, Ray, and myself are all shitting bricks. There is a way to remove the rod from within the anchor and replace it, but since it is of a high grade steel and precision manufacturing, it would cost us near $50,000 to replace them with new ones. Not to mention the time such a fix would cost both us and the Navy. So Ray makes his rounds at 5pm (Pacific time), gets everyone fired up, and then the day ends and everyone goes home furious with Bay Cast.

Finally, I arrive at the office. While looking over all the drawings within the project, I figure out the problem. It is difficult to describe, but just imagine a rod that sticks out of the floor of their shop. And that rod is threaded into something way in the concrete. It was threaded in too far. That's all. So I try and call Ray and tell him this, but he left the base early lol. And he shut his phone off. Scott sends a text to his private cell that says "numbnuts" and Ray calls back all pissed off "HEY SCOTT THIS ISN'T OUR FAULT THIS IS SERIOUS I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO START ALL OVER." So, after 25 minutes of speakerphone debate we finally convinced him that he was wrong and all he needed to do was LOOK at the drawings we gave him so he knew what was going on. lol. Yes. Basically, he made some assumptions and that got us all in deep shit. The navy officers will not return to the site until next Tuesday, so unless someone finds a way to contact them they will continue to think the projectis fucked (and that we are all retarded at Bay Cast) until they return.

Though we still look like a bunch of tards, Ray is especially good at kissing ass, so I am confident he will somehow find a way to repair the damage he has done to our relationship with the customer. Also, it was very funny how much Scott messed with him once we figured it out. He ended the conversation with "I'll talk to you at the next emergency" lmao.

Ok, so I'm not sure if it was worth all the reading u just did... but I was FREAKING out and didn't get a chance to rly tell anyone what happened. For a while there I thought we were gonna have to fly over to California and fix the problem first hand.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Epic Driving

I saw this video today and I had to share it with you guys. It is truly epic, you will enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TshFWSsrn8