Thursday, February 25, 2010

Excuse me... excuse me down there

Check this out

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

interracial nigger moment

How much do you want to bet he picked a fight with a vietnam veteran?

Here's a public apology/personal defense of the uploader. Right now there's 306 views and 4159 comments!?

Amber Lamps

Bring the Amber Lamps. Call them. Hes leaking.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Get your 3D glasses out!

James Cameron is such an unoriginal bastard.

The UK based mining group Vedanta Resources has found a large deposit of bauxite in India which they wish to exploit, also known as to fondle. The bauxite is located under the Niyamgiri Hill. So they want to open an open pit mine which will first require the removal of the hill. The only problem is a group of indigenous people called the Dongria Kondh who consider the mountain sacred and who live on it. Vedanta says that before they begin to mine, they'll disperse the "cockroaches" with teargas saying that "'ll be humane". Afterwards, they'll fire bomb the entire hill in preparation for the mine. The Dongria Kondh have contacted James Cameron hoping he can supply them with Toruks and fully automatic weapons, although they said they'll accept Ikrans. Vedanta says they'll retaliate for any attacks with a phalanx of Bagger 228's and Amplified Mobility Platform suits following a battle plan of extreme prejudice and scorched earth.

Disclaimer: Some of the above may or may not be bullshit.