Friday, August 31, 2012


This is pretty sweet, thought I would share.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

These should be in an art gallery

Bad Ass looks bad ass indeed. I'm glad to see Danny Trejo getting more leading roles....but Danny Trejo as Epic Beard Man?

I wondered what other actors could have played Epic Beard Man....

"I'm your worst nightmare."

"Right now I could crush you like a cracker over soup. MMM! Thank you! That's delicious!"

"All I wanna do is walk this stupid path of peace. But you're forcing me to walk the path of pieces."

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fucked with?"

It's pretty obvious the movie is directly based on the EBM video even though they changed the premise. Trejo even wears the same damn shirt. I hope Bruso got some money from it.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Bad Ass

Apparently there was a movie made about Epic Beard Man. I just watched the trailer and felt the need to alert you all. Danny Trejo is fucking EBM.

Also, I'm posting this from my new phone so I'm not sure what the formatting will look like.

 Edit: Had to come back and embed the youtube video.... couldn't figure out how to without memorizing the HTML code on my phone.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Mars Science Laboratory

Did you guys watch this thing land? Ok, there was only JPL engineers to watch going fucking nuts during the live broadcast, but it was still incredible to watch.

I was going to post a string of images and videos here, but the media is already saturated with this stuff. Stuff like actual video of its descent, hi-res video of the same thing, hi-res panoramas, a picture of the 3km high central uplift, and even a fucking picture of this autonomous, nuclear powered, extraterrestrial rover parachuting to the surface captured by one of two of our observing satellites orbiting around another planet. We live in the future.

But I think this is better.