Monday, April 12, 2010

Moving to PA

Gentlemen,

I'll be moving to PA in May to begin my job as a metallurgist. My start date is May 24th. So before I actually move down there (not sure when just yet), we need to do some chillin, golfin, and drinkin. I'll be back in Saginaw the week of May 3rd. So I will see you guys then. In the mean time, check this out:

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Motivation Required


Alright guys, I need some motivation in order to not turn out like you know who. I sit around and do nothing all day. Having no job and no reason to get your ass out of bed every day before noon eventually becomes very depressing. I'm going to start working out, but I need some extra motivation. So I propose a game. A high stakes game. We each try to guess how much weight I will/won't lose in the next 6 weeks. I'd put $50 in saying I'll lose 30 lb.

Starting weight: 245 lb.
The rules: We all put in the same bet. Closest to weight lost is winner or 1st place takes 75% and 2nd takes 25% of the pot.

Thoughts? Feel free to influence me whatever way you wish during this period. If you put your money on 10 lb. you can go ahead and try to get me to eat tons of pizza lol. Let me know, cuz I'd like to get started this week.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Perfect Dark on Xbox Live Arcade

Has anyone heard about this? It comes out on March 17 for 800 points (10?). Now they just need to do Goldeneye.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Excuse me... excuse me down there

Check this out

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

interracial nigger moment

How much do you want to bet he picked a fight with a vietnam veteran?




Here's a public apology/personal defense of the uploader. Right now there's 306 views and 4159 comments!?

Amber Lamps


Bring the Amber Lamps. Call them. Hes leaking.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Get your 3D glasses out!

James Cameron is such an unoriginal bastard.

The UK based mining group Vedanta Resources has found a large deposit of bauxite in India which they wish to exploit, also known as to fondle. The bauxite is located under the Niyamgiri Hill. So they want to open an open pit mine which will first require the removal of the hill. The only problem is a group of indigenous people called the Dongria Kondh who consider the mountain sacred and who live on it. Vedanta says that before they begin to mine, they'll disperse the "cockroaches" with teargas saying that "...it'll be humane". Afterwards, they'll fire bomb the entire hill in preparation for the mine. The Dongria Kondh have contacted James Cameron hoping he can supply them with Toruks and fully automatic weapons, although they said they'll accept Ikrans. Vedanta says they'll retaliate for any attacks with a phalanx of Bagger 228's and Amplified Mobility Platform suits following a battle plan of extreme prejudice and scorched earth.


Disclaimer: Some of the above may or may not be bullshit.