Episode 6: Return of the Slacker
(The Dark Side of Homework)
Darth Vader: "You cannot slack forever Luke..."
Luke Skywalker: "I will not study."

LS: "NOOOO!"
(Luke draws his crib and ignites it...)
(Darth is defeated...)

Emperor Palpitine: "Heh heh heh... GOOD! Heh heh heh. Your crib has made you productive... now... fulfill your project, and write your thesis at my side!"
LS: "Never." (tosses crib aside) "I'll never join the Dean's list. You failed your highness, I am a Slacker, like my father before me..."
EP: "So be it, Slacker."
(after a bit of film)
EP: "If you will not work for your grade, then it will be destroyed."
(shoots F's from his fingertips)
EP: "Young fool, only now, after the final, do you understand the material..."
LS: "Aah!"
EP: "Your feeble knowledge is no match for the power of doing your homework."
EP: "You have paid the price for your lack of motivation."
LS: "AAAH! AUGH! TUTOR, PLEASE!!! AAAAAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!
EP: "And now, young Slacker... you will fail..."
LS: "AAAAAAAAAH!! TUUUTTTTOOOORRR!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
(DV throws EP down the shaft)

(later)
Han Solo: "I'm sure Slacker didn't fail when the class bombed."
Leia Organa: "He didn't. I can feel the curve."
HS: "You study with him, don't you."
LO: "Why, yes."
HS: "Alright, fine, I understand, when he gets back, I won't get in the way."
LO: "Its not like that at all... he's my lab partner..."
(HS and LO kiss)
THE END
May the curve be with you...
LOL wow thats funny. I just got back from my last exam.
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