Monday, April 27, 2009

Continuing from Episode 5: Revenge of the Hangover

My heat transfer final is tomorrow at 8 am. I figured my time would best be spent reproducing this website here. I think we all can relate. And here's some friendly encouragement for whoever is cramming right now.

Episode 6: Return of the Slacker
(The Dark Side of Homework)

Darth Vader: "You cannot slack forever Luke..."

Luke Skywalker: "I will not study."

DV: "Give yourself to the Dark Side of Homework... it is the only way you can save your grade... YES. Your thoughts betray you, your desire for a high grade is strong... especially for..... PHY-sics. So, you are taking PHY-sics. Your feelings have now betrayed it too. Obi-wan was wise to hide it from me, now his failure is complete... If calculus cannot get you to study, perhaps your physics will!"


(Luke draws his crib and ignites it...)
(Darth is defeated...)

Emperor Palpitine: "Heh heh heh... GOOD! Heh heh heh. Your crib has made you productive... now... fulfill your project, and write your thesis at my side!"

LS: "Never." (tosses crib aside) "I'll never join the Dean's list. You failed your highness, I am a Slacker, like my father before me..."

EP: "So be it, Slacker."
(after a bit of film)

EP: "If you will not work for your grade, then it will be destroyed."

(shoots F's from his fingertips)

EP: "Young fool, only now, after the final, do you understand the material..."

LS: "Aah!"

EP: "Your feeble knowledge is no match for the power of doing your homework."

EP: "You have paid the price for your lack of motivation."


EP: "And now, young Slacker... you will fail..."


(DV throws EP down the shaft)


Han Solo: "I'm sure Slacker didn't fail when the class bombed."

Leia Organa: "He didn't. I can feel the curve."

HS: "You study with him, don't you."

LO: "Why, yes."

HS: "Alright, fine, I understand, when he gets back, I won't get in the way."

LO: "Its not like that at all... he's my lab partner..."

(HS and LO kiss)

May the curve be with you...

1 comment:

  1. LOL wow thats funny. I just got back from my last exam.